Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 10, 2011
Chủ Nhật, 25 tháng 9, 2011
Joke 2: Three Men in Heaven – Questions
How did the three men die?
Three men died in a car accident.
Three men died in a car accident.
Who did they meet in heaven?
They met God in heaven.
They met God in heaven.
What did God ask about each man?
God asked them: "how many times did you cheat on their wife?"
God asked them: "how many times did you cheat on their wife?"
Should the men lie to God? Why or why not?
No,they shouldn't because if they lied...hell is waiting for them.
No,they shouldn't because if they lied...hell is waiting for them.
What did the first man get for being faithful to his wife? (This man never cheated on his wife)
The first man get for being faithful to his wife with a huge mansion and a limo for his transportation.
The first man get for being faithful to his wife with a huge mansion and a limo for his transportation.
How many times did the second man cheat on his wife?
The second man cheated on his wife for twice
The second man cheated on his wife for twice
Did the second man get into heaven?
Yes,he did.
Yes,he did.
What did God give to this second man?
God give to this second man a four-bedroom house and a BMW.
God give to this second man a four-bedroom house and a BMW.
Do you think that God was fair?
Yes, I do
Yes, I do
How many times did the third man cheat on his wife?
8 times
8 times
Did the third man get into heaven?
Yes,he did
Yes,he did
What did God give to the third man?
God give him with a one-room apartment and a Yugo for his transportation.
God give him with a one-room apartment and a Yugo for his transportation.
Do you think that God was fair?
Yes, I do
Yes, I do
If you were God, what would you do to these men?
If I was God. i will do that.
If I was God. i will do that.
Who was crying his eyes out?
That is the first man.
That is the first man.
Why did he cry?
He cried because He saw his wife a little while ago riding a skateboard.
He cried because He saw his wife a little while ago riding a skateboard.
What did this man learn about his wife?
Did you like the joke? Why or why not?
Joke 1: The Jealous Husband
Where are the two men
The two men are in heaven
Why are they there?
They are there because they died
How did the second man die?
He froze to death
How did the first man die?
he had a heart attack
What made the first man die like that?
He think his wife cheated on him,He went to his home and ran around the house looking for her lover,he ran up the stairs to the attic,he had massive heart attack and died.
Why did the second man say that it was ironic?
The second man say that it was ironic because He was the first man wife's lover
Who was the lover of the first man’s wife?
The lover of the first man's wife was the second man
Why should the first man look in the freezer?
The first man look in the freezer because The second man in the freezer.
The first man look in the freezer because The second man in the freezer.
If the first man had looked in the freezer, what would happen to the two men now?
If the first man had looked in the freezer, Both of them still be alive
Did you like the joke? Why or why not?
Yes,i did.Because The joke is good for our health and life.
Thứ Bảy, 24 tháng 9, 2011
Cactus 1: The Emperor Who Searched for Immortality
Reading Comprehension Questions:
What is the definition of the word “emperor”?
The definition of the word "emperor" is "Hoang De"
The definition of the word "emperor" is "Hoang De"
What is the name of the famous emperor?
The name of famous emperor is Qin Shi Huangdi
Where did he live?
He lived in China
What did he build for his country?
He builded the Great wall for his country
What did he search for?
he searched for immortality
How did he search for it?
He went to Korea s oldand find a wild ginseng
Why did he go to the mountains?
He went to the mountains to ask a wise man for some advice
Who did he go with?
He went with his servants
What was wrong with the emperor?
The wrong with the emperor was no immortality
Did he make it to the mountains?
He assembled his followers and marched toward the home of the wise man
How old was he when he died?
He died when he was 50 years old
Should we search for immortality? Why or why not?
No,we shouldn't. Because everybody will die.
No,we shouldn't. Because everybody will die.
Thứ Sáu, 23 tháng 9, 2011
1. What happened to the vilage in Assam in January, 2008?
in January 2008, vilagers in Assam woke up in the middle of the night to a horrible vision. An enormous group pf elephants suddenly attacked their village destroying crops and over 100 houses.
2. What is the problem between the farmers and the elephants?
Hundreds of people and hundreds of endangered elephants have die in this conflit.
3. Which places other than india are having problems with wild animals?
This problem is occurring not just in India, In poor nations such as Bangladesh, Sri Lanka,kenya, This same cycle of violence takes place.
D.Idiom Practice
1. I wouldn't dream of cheating on a test
2. They had to cycle of violence to fight against potential threats.
3. Help us stop the take the law into their own hands. teach your kids right from wrong.
Vocabulary definition
subsistence=just enough for one's own survival
conflit=argument; disagreement
erupt=burst forth; explode
solution= the answer to a question or problem
disaster=great tragedy
creatures = animals
in January 2008, vilagers in Assam woke up in the middle of the night to a horrible vision. An enormous group pf elephants suddenly attacked their village destroying crops and over 100 houses.
2. What is the problem between the farmers and the elephants?
Hundreds of people and hundreds of endangered elephants have die in this conflit.
3. Which places other than india are having problems with wild animals?
This problem is occurring not just in India, In poor nations such as Bangladesh, Sri Lanka,kenya, This same cycle of violence takes place.
D.Idiom Practice
1. I wouldn't dream of cheating on a test
2. They had to cycle of violence to fight against potential threats.
3. Help us stop the take the law into their own hands. teach your kids right from wrong.
Vocabulary definition
subsistence=just enough for one's own survival
conflit=argument; disagreement
erupt=burst forth; explode
solution= the answer to a question or problem
disaster=great tragedy
creatures = animals
Thứ Ba, 20 tháng 9, 2011
LONG LIFE
C. COMPREHENSION CHECK-UP
1. What did Jeanne Calment say was the key to living a long life?run of the mill in the next 50 years.
She said laughter was important, and that she never got stressed out about thing . She could not control. She also said olive oil helped her live so long.
2. What did scientists find out was the secret to living a long life?
What they have found is that two factors play an important role: genetics and lifestyle. Some people's genes make them more likely to live a long life. Other people are able to make their live longer by exercising regularly, avoiding alcohol and tobacco, and by eating healthy, low fat food.
3. How could people like Jeanne become typical in the next 50 years?
May be,with improvements in medicine and science, people like Jeanne will be run of the mill in the next 50 years.
D.IDIOM PRACTICE
1. Play an important role, I do speak Japanese.
2. The goaltender run of the mill in the team's victory last season.
3. This fancy restaurant was rather as a matter of fact. The food was below my expectations.
E. VOCABULARY DEFINITION
Improvements =things done to make something better
Increased =gotten bigger;reached a greater size
Avoiding =staying away from; not taking part in
Immortal =something or someone that does not die
verified =checked and confirmed
genetics =having to do with the chemical code of the body
1. What did Jeanne Calment say was the key to living a long life?run of the mill in the next 50 years.
She said laughter was important, and that she never got stressed out about thing . She could not control. She also said olive oil helped her live so long.
2. What did scientists find out was the secret to living a long life?
What they have found is that two factors play an important role: genetics and lifestyle. Some people's genes make them more likely to live a long life. Other people are able to make their live longer by exercising regularly, avoiding alcohol and tobacco, and by eating healthy, low fat food.
3. How could people like Jeanne become typical in the next 50 years?
May be,with improvements in medicine and science, people like Jeanne will be run of the mill in the next 50 years.
D.IDIOM PRACTICE
1. Play an important role, I do speak Japanese.
2. The goaltender run of the mill in the team's victory last season.
3. This fancy restaurant was rather as a matter of fact. The food was below my expectations.
E. VOCABULARY DEFINITION
Improvements =things done to make something better
Increased =gotten bigger;reached a greater size
Avoiding =staying away from; not taking part in
Immortal =something or someone that does not die
verified =checked and confirmed
genetics =having to do with the chemical code of the body
MR.BRAD'S 49TH DAY DEATH REMEMBRANCE CEREMONY.
WHY WAS YESTERDAY AN IMPORTANT DAY?
It was the 49th day following the death of my English teacher, Mr.Brad Ness.
ACCORDING TO THE VIETNAMESE CUSTOMS, HOW IS THIS DAY REMEMBERED?
It is a day when we pray for his soul or spirit at a special service at the church.
Vietnamese believe that when a person dies, his soul/spirit wanders on earth for 49 days.On the 49th day,he will be judged for his actions or deeds during his lifetime on earth that has just ended. If his actions were good, his spirit will go to heaven. If not, his soul will go to hell to repay his debt/karma.
WHAT DID YOU DO ON THE 49TH DAY DEATH REMEMBRANCE CEREMONY FOR YOUR TEACHER?
WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP? I woke up at 4am and went to Xom Moi market to do grocery shopping, I bought 3 kilos of shrimp, beef, pork,chicken and vegetables and spices for the special dinner to be served to family and friends.
WHERE DID YOU GO AFTER THAT?
I took the food to Ms.Ann's home to prepare 4 special dishes for the ceremony.
WHY DID YOU BUY A LOT OF FOOD?
I bought a lot of food in order to feed 50 people who would be attending the death remembrance ceremony.
WHAT DISHES DID YOU MAKE?
We made chicken curry, sauteed beef with lettuce, lotus salad with shrimp, pork and squid, penne rigate in tomato sauce with Italian sausage.
WHERE DID THE CEREMONY TAKE PLACE?
The death remembrance ceremony took place at Mrs. Huan's house at 3pm.
WHAT DID PEOPLE DO at the ceremony?
People came to pay respect to Mr.Brad. They burned incense sticks, prayed and enjoyed the food.
HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THE EVENT?
I felt very happy and thankful to the church ladies who had been praying and singing for Mr.Brad during the past 49 days. Deep in my heart, I want to pray more. I hope that my teacher will go to heaven faster.
WHAT HAPPENED IN THE EVENING?
At 5pm,we went to the church for a special Mass. We visited his gravestone and burned incense sticks to pay respect. We sat near his gravestone to talk about life, Nha Trang, and some beautiful memories about Mr.Brad.
It was the 49th day following the death of my English teacher, Mr.Brad Ness.
ACCORDING TO THE VIETNAMESE CUSTOMS, HOW IS THIS DAY REMEMBERED?
It is a day when we pray for his soul or spirit at a special service at the church.
Vietnamese believe that when a person dies, his soul/spirit wanders on earth for 49 days.On the 49th day,he will be judged for his actions or deeds during his lifetime on earth that has just ended. If his actions were good, his spirit will go to heaven. If not, his soul will go to hell to repay his debt/karma.
WHAT DID YOU DO ON THE 49TH DAY DEATH REMEMBRANCE CEREMONY FOR YOUR TEACHER?
WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP? I woke up at 4am and went to Xom Moi market to do grocery shopping, I bought 3 kilos of shrimp, beef, pork,chicken and vegetables and spices for the special dinner to be served to family and friends.
WHERE DID YOU GO AFTER THAT?
I took the food to Ms.Ann's home to prepare 4 special dishes for the ceremony.
WHY DID YOU BUY A LOT OF FOOD?
I bought a lot of food in order to feed 50 people who would be attending the death remembrance ceremony.
WHAT DISHES DID YOU MAKE?
We made chicken curry, sauteed beef with lettuce, lotus salad with shrimp, pork and squid, penne rigate in tomato sauce with Italian sausage.
WHERE DID THE CEREMONY TAKE PLACE?
The death remembrance ceremony took place at Mrs. Huan's house at 3pm.
WHAT DID PEOPLE DO at the ceremony?
People came to pay respect to Mr.Brad. They burned incense sticks, prayed and enjoyed the food.
HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THE EVENT?
I felt very happy and thankful to the church ladies who had been praying and singing for Mr.Brad during the past 49 days. Deep in my heart, I want to pray more. I hope that my teacher will go to heaven faster.
WHAT HAPPENED IN THE EVENING?
At 5pm,we went to the church for a special Mass. We visited his gravestone and burned incense sticks to pay respect. We sat near his gravestone to talk about life, Nha Trang, and some beautiful memories about Mr.Brad.
Đăng ký:
Bài đăng (Atom)