Chủ Nhật, 25 tháng 9, 2011

Joke 2: Three Men in Heaven – Questions


How did the three men die?
Three men died in a car accident.
Who did they meet in heaven?
They met God in heaven.
What did God ask about each man?
God asked them: "how many times did you cheat on their wife?"
Should the men lie to God?  Why or why not?
No,they shouldn't because if they lied...hell is waiting for them.
What did the first man get for being faithful to his wife? (This man never cheated on his wife)
The first man get for being faithful to his wife with a huge mansion and a limo for his transportation.
How many times did the second man cheat on his wife?
The second man cheated on his wife for twice
Did the second man get into heaven?
 Yes,he did.
What did God give to this second man?
 God give to this second man a four-bedroom house and a BMW.
Do you think that God was fair?
Yes, I do
How many times did the third man cheat on his wife?
8 times
Did the third man get into heaven?
Yes,he did
What did God give to the third man?
 God give him with a one-room apartment and a Yugo for his transportation.
Do you think that God was fair?
Yes, I do
If you were God, what would you do to these men?
If I was God. i will do that.
Who was crying his eyes out?
That is the first man.
Why did he cry?
He cried because He saw his wife a little while ago riding a skateboard.




What did this man learn about his wife?
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